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From us (“ the wishors”) to you (“hereinafter called the wishee”):

Please accept without obligation, explicit or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, political correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular
practice of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and! or traditions of others, or
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions.

Please also accept, under aforesaid waiver of obligation on your part, our best wishes for a financially
successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of this calendar
year of the Common Era, but with due respect for the calendars of all cultures or sects, and for the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of
the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you acknowledge that:

This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal at the wishor’s discretion.

This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and
that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.

This greeting implies no warranty on the part of the wishors to fulfill these wishes, nor any ability of the
wishors to do so, merely a beneficent hope on the part of the wishors that they in fact occur.

This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be
binding upon certain wishes in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishors.


This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of
good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first.

The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish
at the sole discretion of the wishor.

Any references in this greeting to “the Lord”, “Father Christmas”, “Our saviour” or any other festive
figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in
respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are
hereby acknowledged.

Sincerely,

BENJAFIELD & ASSOCIATES, LAWYERS

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